Hey fella, I bet you’re still living in your parents cellar, downloading picture of Sarah Michelle Gellar

And posting “me too” like some braindead AOL-er I should do the world and cap you like Old Yeller

You’re just about as useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller

Weird Al did not need to make these lyrics slap so hard but I’m so glad he did.

I miss Bumptop