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minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoToday: ‘Copilot will let us control costs and will work around the clock!’ 6 months: everything on fire
minus-squareDe_Narm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoIt’s not like their software is working today.
minus-squareaim4harmony@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoDipped in chocolate? They might be after sucking dry all the water and air to run data centers for the mighty AI.
minus-squareaim4harmony@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days ago This is… errrmm… fiiiinneee… 🤭
minus-squareBoo! Haunted House!@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoI give 'em 11 minutes.
minus-squareemb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoI’m sure they try to dress it up in some palatable way on either side. But if they’ve ever said AI would save them money, that would mean because they aren’t paying as many humans.
Today: ‘Copilot will let us control costs and will work around the clock!’
6 months: everything on fire
It’s not like their software is working today.
Popcorn? Popcorn.
Dipped in chocolate?
They might be after sucking dry all the water and air to run data centers for the mighty AI.
I give 'em 11 minutes.
I’m sure they try to dress it up in some palatable way on either side. But if they’ve ever said AI would save them money, that would mean because they aren’t paying as many humans.