This article reads like an advance obituary written ten years ago—it doesn’t mention anything he’s done since 2015, or anything about the circumstances of his death.
Every famous person over the age of 40 has an advance obituary on record somewhere. Sometimes they get published too soon and someone gets fired. Happened last summer in my country. Regrettably, this is not such a time.
This article reads like an advance obituary written ten years ago—it doesn’t mention anything he’s done since 2015, or anything about the circumstances of his death.
Every famous person over the age of 40 has an advance obituary on record somewhere. Sometimes they get published too soon and someone gets fired. Happened last summer in my country. Regrettably, this is not such a time.
if they are going to write the obituary in advance, they should have a version for every possible form of death
Reminds me of SNL’s pre-taped obituary bit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tX6jdoruH8
it was my inspiration, i wanted to say mauled by a circus lion in a convenience store, but was afraid most wouldn’t get it
Yeah, and roll dice to pick the one to print!