It blasts the hackers off the face of the earth with orbital lasers! killer robots sever their network connection! It’s twirling a revolver on its finger while smoking three cigarettes!
And sometimes, that revolver goes off in your face, and it posts your private key on 4Chan.
I the worst part is deciding which flavor to get
I like that the most expensive one is called “wildcard”.
Sounds like it’s gonna perform AMAZING feats of security some of the time and just not work at all at other times.
Kinda like the wild mage of encryption 😁
WILDCARD SECURITY
It blasts the hackers off the face of the earth with orbital lasers! killer robots sever their network connection! It’s twirling a revolver on its finger while smoking three cigarettes!
And sometimes, that revolver goes off in your face, and it posts your private key on 4Chan.