And the game parts

Nah, Ricky has been totally flying under the radar, no one has flagged him as a fed yet! …. Wait. GOD DAMNIT RICKY!

If the law doesn’t apply to everyone, it applies to no one

The outage prevents organisations from filing the FEC’s 24 and 48-hour spending reports, which track how political groups and candidates are spending on specific races.

Yea surely this isn’t to hide a massive dump into republican ads, nope it was hackerman

Hey look, I’m a growing AI bot just wanting a little server space to spread out and maybe commit some atrocities against humans, is that a crime?

I mean, it has been for a while now

Honestly, we just got tired of keeping lists. One big list seemed like less work