My first guitar was strat style, but it wasn’t the real deal

Asking politely? You get a pile of goods girl points

That you’re similar to me and maybe allot too much self esteem to fucking like a porn star?

Absolutely

Sooooo…

You don’t have to choose just one.

Sometimes CNC is fun, but that’s somewhere that, while we like to visit it frequently, neither one of us want to live there.

We out here

It’s not a reference to domestic abuse. It’s referring to consensual lifestyle bdsm. EDIT: Realized you may have been talking about the source material for the screenshot, which I’m not actually familiar with

I prefer to err on the side of caution, I don’t know how your boss would react, or how smart they are. Additionally, I want people viewing this to have a lewd expectation before even viewing it.

I’m happy to report that I recently got my first strat after playing for over 20 years. It’s nice, I see why they are so popular.

You’re gonna need a much bigger reservoir.