I can appreciate the timeline:

just munching

freaking the fuck out

then coming back thinking “What the fuck happened here? I just wanted a snack.”

The ass opens its hole and shit pours out, more news at 11!

“We have an infiltrator! But if you want to join, email me here and check out my social for details.”

Real smooth brain, this one.

Colbert offered

John Oliver

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

George Orwell, 1984

Ren and Stimpy taught me at an early age about Muddy the mudskipper.

Fuck Tillis and all these spineless Republicans that suddenly find a voice once they have nothing to lose. They’ve failed to serve their constituents and this country again and again just to appease Trump and avoid his toddler tantrums when someone doesn’t fall inline lockstep. Fuck’em all.