Gordon Calhoun

I guess if gaudy and garish is your thing, mission accomplished. “I’m amazed Trump didn’t think to go for subtly elegant and classy,” said nobody ever.

Had no idea scum mixed with slime, eaten and shat out by crustacean, could take on such a humanoid appearance.

Everyday I wake up wishing I could have been born in Norway.

Yes, I’m sure this time all the transphobic pedoloving christofascist racists straight outta 1865 will see the error in their ways and actually vote in the interests of non-billionaire grifters.