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Cake day: March 30th, 2024

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  • That’s the rose color of a decade creeping in in you. I like fallout 4 but, like skyrim before it, it’s a bad game in its franchise. Both of them dramatically oversimplified their RPG format to make room for graphical fidelity what wasn’t even particularly impressive compared to their contemporaries. Nobody is obsessed with New Vega for it’s cinematic FPS experience, they’re fans because they can immerse themselves in the rich narrative of Cheezboi McShwiftey, the jet addicted robosexual on his quest to bear-bull a hole through Ulysses before Fisto starts to wonder if he’s got competition.

    11 years later and the first thing everyone does is tell Preston and Shaun to fuck off and let them enjoy their mod collection in peace. There’s not a fallout player in the world that wouldn’t immediately stuff baby shaun in a fat man pointed at Strong’s open mouth if it meant they’d get a wholly different game out of it.