Silly GOP. You’re supposed to blurt this out after the midterms are done!

Trump Jr.’s list named the court and D.C. too, but put Ohio where theirs had Puerto Rico.

Ah yes, the Caribbean island of Puohio Rico. Well done Don Jr.

The idiot apple doesn’t fall far from the stupid tree, does it.

This makes a lot of sense. Especially given her bizarre interview with Anderson Cooper. He kept asking her the same question: what changed on the night before you endorsed the Republican? And she kept (ineptly) tap-dancing around the issue and fluctuating wildly between thanking Cooper for giving her air time and getting hostile about his question.

Her behavior and that interview shows all the hallmarks of someone who has jumped into or been pushed into a corner and doesn’t know how to get out.

Not that I pity her as it stands. This whole fiasco shows a remarkable lack of character and spine from her.

She is so full of shit they could drop a sewage processing plant on top of her, and even after 10 years working 24/7 it would still not be done dealing with her nonsense.

Anderson Cooper did really well calmly probing to sift through her bullshit.

This post title made me immediately think of this:

Wow, a Trump administration department massively fucking up their metrics and analysis?! Surely not!!! /s

This is a replay of that DOGE social security benefits fraud fiasco all over again.

I’m curious when his skin suit is going to break apart and thousands of cockroaches will pour out of it.

Womp womp!

Well that’s good news for Democrats in those states. His presence had been a curse to campaigning Republicans.

He fucked around…

Hopefully the middle of next week he’ll be firmly in ‘find out’ territory.

Urgh, this is the new pat response from the thin-skinned egotiatical man-children who cannot fathom that people see through their bullshit. “The election was stolen! Waaah waaah!” They need to grow the fuck up.

Unless they refuse to cooperate on the case and the judge throws it out, of course.

They still get criticized for their decisions sometimes. And given how much of a chickenshit coward Cruz is, that flight instinct would definitely kick in at the first sign of criticism.

Does a position on the Supreme Court offer discount flight prices to Cancun for when you get heat for your job? Asking on behalf of a shitty Texas senator.

In other words: he won’t accept them.

Extra points if that song is sung in a gargling, broken, unpleasant voice.

Bold of him to being up the Nobel Prize. When his boss hears that term he instantly throws a full-on toddler hissy fit.

“It’s time to go back to runes!”

In the words of a certain bronzed and bloated baboon: “They’re not sending their best… They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us.”

But of course we’re accepting this scumbag. Because he fits in so well with those currently in charge.

The Prix Pascal de Littérature IA

To be better known as “The Sloppy”.