The alternative to helping sensible people get elected by contributing to their campaigns is to have corporations and foreign actors pay for them instead.

Well we see where that goes.

Citizens United was a crippling strike that needs to be undone if there’s any hope for the future

Oh good, a new harbinger, just what I ordered

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You can have this one free of charge

Next ones gonna cost ya

One thing leads to another and sooner or later you’re putting a life-size crucifix in your living room

Just one more sec bro, I swear it’ll pour down on us soon, we’re making so much money bro, please

Uh excuse me it’s SuperIntellience thank you very much, he wouldn’t just run it through any ol’ Bonzai Buddy

But they’re making so much money.

Who are we to deny the hustlers their grift?