I feel like that would survive 2 milliseconds in court

Hey, quick question: how much would it cost to licence literally your entire library of every IP to use in any way we want forever? How much? Hmmmm… knock six 0’s off that and we’ve got a deal

Why not make something like the 3DS? Like, it flips open and you have 2x screen size. It doesn’t actually have to be one continuous screen, with all the failure points that entails; you’re allowed to have two separate screens that join into one. Every dual monitor home PC setup works this way.

Heck, take it one step further and have a little keyboard that can slide out from the bottom if you’re feeling brave.

Exactly. Families are extremely varied in logistics and presentation… Businesses in their ivory towers imagine a stereotypical nuclear family where everybody lives in the same house. Out of 5 families I personally know; only one fits that description.