Work in security.

We have been able to do this since the beginning. No need to clutch your pearls.

It is just https traffic. We have been collecting and decrypting this since the late 2000s.

Remember, your work computer is not at all private. We have telemetry on EVERYTHING you do with your Corp laptop. Been this way for a long time.

I mean, I’m sure as hell pussyfootin’ around town. Instead of getting 24mpg, I can get up to 32.

I get to work slower, but that place is ass, so I don’t care.

You also get quietly whisked off to a prison that isn’t a prison where you are charged as a terrorist.

I would like to see power in the hands of the people, but using technology to do it is really risky. You have to be extremely good at covering your tracks or you’re fucked.

How does one shoplift lumber?

exposed/unprotected azure storage bucket. in 2026.

Jesus tapdancing christ, how is this still a thing?! You have to go out of your way to set up publicly exposed storage like this!

Even the most basic of AI tool, assuming they used them for their terraforming, would know better. Only a complete and utter muppet would set this up and leave it like that.

Why would they bother? What a pain in the ass.

I wish they would take over. Clearly, we are inept.