jimerson

This genuinely made me laugh. Thank you!

I like the story. The summary, specifically “(but disturbing)”, feels both click-baity and inauthentic to the actual story.

Short answer, no. Don’t worry about the long answer and keep doing what you’re doing.

You don’t hold grudges because it’s bad for your health.

I don’t hold grudges because I’m too lazy.

We are not the mayonnaise.