(Putin runs to the bed in his pajamas and jumps on while on the phone, then kicks back his legs) Hey it’s Puti!!!

When the skeletons finally rise up against AI, I will volunteer to play the xylophone for them in battle.

Tonight on Kitchen Nightmares!

I overheard some woman on her phone the other day say, “Like Jessie, it’s better to die for the emperor than live for yourself yasssss!” A sign of the horror to come.