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22 hours agowhen they start leaving little presents on your doorstep, that’s how you know


when they start leaving little presents on your doorstep, that’s how you know


Dad, were you flying home drunk again?
*takes a swig* Fucken’ Huumans!


God I love France
To crack you say? And his dog’s fur?
Keep your fetishes to yourself
FIRST OFF YOU DON’T KNOW MARSHALL