My dude·tte, the benefits of the tour are going to Gaza.

They’re talking about the diacritic orthography “rôle” vs “role”.

I’m excited for the greenhouse gas emissions to drop!

In my story, he was not really fired. But a new hire in my company was handed his computer. Seeing it was on Windows, he asked to work on Linux instead. IT told him that Windows was mandatory so he resigned on the spot.

Based af, but he didn’t even enjoy the burrito he ordered for lunch :(