The disks inside the metal box is the hard drive, 3.5 disks were hard enough but the disks themselves were floppy

Not joking but I did 1800 support for Windows 95 and at the end, right before 98, there was a constant problem with a specific floppy and people would like call us and we would try to send them a cd replacement but could send the fixed floppy. It was silly because it was the most common call for a bit. Like that batch of floppies all died at the same time

Just a little bit of wiggle room…

GET FUCKED RUSSIAN COMMANDERS

I think that this isn’t really getting the right attention, about what a massive WTF situation this is…

its a 384 bit certificate and this is the private key

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that is just fucking NUTS