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Hey, hey come closer.
I’m one =>" buzzy bee"<= wink wink.
Cash: heh?
I’ll have the “thrilling experience” eh?
Cash: …OH! Oh you mean the, sure no problem.
scan fails
Cash through mic: “pricecheck at checkout please”
Storeclerk yells: I can’t come over right now, just tell me the product!!!
Cashmic: it’s erm… it’s kinda…feedback noise
Customer: IT’S A BUZZY BUTT SEXTOY FOR ME OK?!!! TODAY PLEASE?
(All in jest of course, when someone is uncomfortable discussing these matters we approach that appropriately)
“Could you please give me The Stroker?”
I bought one at Walmart. It was no big deal to get an employee to remove the security tag thing.
“I’ll have some Pokemon cards and the stronker, I’m hoping for a Lopunny card.”
This CVS knows it’s audience; Putting the sex toys right below the Pokemon Cards.
I’ve got thousands of dollars in sex toys and tenfold that in Pokémon cards—too right.
I feel worse for the cashier.
Having to grab the toys for people but also the Pokemon cards too, which are likely behind there to prevent scalpers from just taking every pack off the shelf. Having to tell people the limits on the amount of packs they can purchase is probably very stressful.
C: “What do you mean I can only get 2 packs of cards!?!”
E: “It’s to make sure that more of our customers can enjoy themselves.”
C: “You’re fucking me here!”
E: “You not gonna believe this, but we have something for that too…”
I can think of no power move like ordering the CVS butt plug in full view of God, beast, and man. It lets everyone in the store know that you’re a better, more comfortable exciting person than they are, and that if they are nice to you then you might stick things in their butt.
What about second buzzy butt?
I fucked up self-checkout at my local CVS, and the clerk had to come take the toy out of one of those anti-theft canisters.
Luckily, I was girlmoding at the time, and so I (hopefully) passed enough to not look like a creepy guy.
Bravest thing I’ve ever done in my life, lowkey.
Anyone can (or should be able to) buy sextoys without looking creepy.
Am a straight dude, and went into walmart to get my babymama a dildo cause she broke hers. What’s even funnier, i did this at the walmart i worked at the time. Oh the laughs and jokes everyone had and all i could do was shrug and laugh with them.
They sell dildos at Walmart?
They have for awhile. Pretty good 7 out of 10.
Yeah, I’m just hypervigilant about that stuff because I don’t wanna creep women out (I usually don’t pass as a woman) and I don’t want to hurt trans folks’ already poor public perception.
I’ve been worse… imagine TSA,
And showing multiple items… in front of everyone… after physical inspection…
“Of course, it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, “a dildo”, never … your dildo.”
I wouldn’t mind that tbh, since I wouldn’t know anybody there (assuming I’m travelling alone).
Now imagine calling store employee for help of picking one, ask if they may know products they selling, ask for recommendations, ask if they have them in pink color, or brown.
Too nervous to ask for the buzzy butt so I’ll just ask for 6 strokers and then act like I forgot and then be like “Oh yeah and one buzzy butt. its for my sister”
American Graffiti reference for those who are curious.
Whatever you have planned for tonight, you can count me out.
Devastating aura
What, you don’t ask for the price and haggle first?
It says 13.49 right there
Is that a hemorrhoid treatment mixed in with sex toys? or what else could a ‘tush cush’ be
😉 its just mid quality lube marketed for anal sex. Baby oil works way better.
Just remember to use a water based lube, not an oil bases lube, if your toys are silicone. IMO coconut oil is the best lube for anal, but not if you’re using a silicone toy.
Also y’all are crazy if you’re buying sex toys at cvs, just go to an adult shop, it’s cheaper, better variety, and everyone knows exactly what you’re there for.
Coconut oil is good, but BD cumlube clear and J-Lube are the best lube for anal (and both are safe with toys!)
J lube crew!
What? Silicone is specifically oil safe except for silicone based oils. That’s one of the main perks of silicone. You’re thinking of TPR which shouldn’t be used anyways because it isn’t body safe.
Hmm I’m not sure that’s correct. I’ve always been taught to not use oils with silicone at all, or any kind of latex or poly condom. Here’s a quote and an unscientific link. Happy to be proven wrong, would love to use coconut oil with my silicone toys. I don’t think it’s advised.
“Over time, oils can break down silicone toys, leaving them tacky or worn. If you love the feel of coconut oil, it’s best to use it with non-silicone toys to keep everything in good shape.”
https://thatmood.com/blogs/dildos/can-you-use-coconut-oil-silicone-dildo
Adult shop isn’t always a better option. My local Target has a better selection and better prices than the two adult stores in my city.
Fair enough, my experience isn’t universal. I just would rather die than ask someone at target to unlock a sex toy for me. But that’s my issue.
They make oil out of babies now?! We are so fucked!
/s
I don’t get it, who cares if some random person who’s name I don’t even know sees me buying a buttplug?
👁️🫦👁️
surely almost everyone just places a pickup order online
Never once have I done that
How often are you buying sex toys at CVS?!
Twice, meanwhile, I’ve never ordered “pickup” from a store.
I, however, have been picked up from a store.
I would me more worried about creeping out the clerk, especially if it’s a young she, like they often are.
