I think it’s more like Putin (& Netanyahu) got the receipts (Epstein was selling to whoever was buying), Trump is just one of many puppets. I guess “we’ll cosy up to Trump” is supposed to sound better than “we’ll bend over for Putin”. But it’s the same thing

He’s shown himself to be a paragon of Republican values, I don’t know what all the fuss is about. Supporting and spreading the lies of pedo rapists is what this administration is all about.

I read the news today, oh boy! 2.8 million eels in Tasmania. And though the eels were rather small… they had to count them all. Now they know how many eels it takes to make a spawning ball! I love to tuuuuuuuuuuuurn yoooooooooou ooooooooonnnnnn…

Clearly he’s trying to trick you into pressing the “Report Phishing” button, which must be some sort of a trap. I’d check the attached document for further clues, especially since he’s telling me not to. Must be something interesting there