I’m using his birthday, not my own

Funny coincidence, I’m also using your birthday as a password!

Isn’t that a win-win??

Anything but normal measurement units.

Linux is the second-most popular descendent of Unix, the first being OSX.

This ruffles my feathers. Disregarding servers where Linux has near monopoly, surely Linux is installed on more devices and has more users than OSX? OP is clearly counting only desktop users