

I thought the same as I typed my comment…


I thought the same as I typed my comment…


they will even make me take out all the empty ones in my larger bag to prove I’m not stealing.
God, I would laugh so hard as I kept walking to my car.


That you know of. Some places wait until you hit felony level totals, then inform the police.


I just still cannot believe that happened and just…no one cares.


People have been feeling shaky about the market for years. It’s all built on unicorn farts and nothing makes sense anymore.


Tuna salad sandwich with one regular slice of bread, one butt slice, from a bag I accidentally left open yesterday. I need to go shopping pretty bad…


It’s smaller, it’s slower, but it’s pretty cozy.


Pan-American continent is the same as the Western hemisphere, making the biggest Canada, followed by the US, followed by Brazil, no?


What is Western Hemisphere, Alex?


Perhaps they meant hemisphere…? Even then it’d be third though, I’m pretty sure…
“What are you in for?”
“Felony bubble gum theft…”
Lol fair enough