Plot twist: it’s called machine learning.

How are they able to speak on earnings calls with the orange shithead’s cock in their mouths? Must have uttered something in between gobbles.

Articles suggest they already don’t like your tech. Good job winning them over, pal.

Newsome doesn’t represent me. Californian who demands more.

The best thing for all of us is to have him in charge of our lives. Sign me up, dickbag.

They’d scream and cry that you’re trampling their rights. Though I absolutely agree with you.

“The child had been out of school for a period of time, and it is my understanding that children may have been homeschooled,” the prosecutor said.

Homeschooling is primarily sought by the worst people, those who are a drain on humanity.

One of the biggest pieces of shit in US politics. I wish he’d lose but I Texas has proven to be full of dumbass voters repeatedly. Abbot and Cruz make my case for me.

We’re gonna see a bloodbath as the whole thing teeters over the edge and then falls. Trade wars, real war, stupid decisions from an orange asshole. It’ll all add up. We’re about to be cooked.

None of this will change how his supporters think.

Here’s to a legend.

That’s a pretty great dunk. On multiple levels.

Hang Elon.

The folks who invented the zero in mathematics over here (not me, the folks in Mesopotamia).

We should dismantle the israeli state. But now I’m just repeating myself.

The congressman pushed back, saying, “If we adopted the Democrats’ plan in the last Congress to tax the rich, it would generate $50 billion, which does not take us close to where we’re going. And it cuts job creation. It cuts business creation. It cuts the ability for employers to invest in their businesses.”

“Why would we want $50 billion dollars when we can spend even more on an unpopular war that raises prices?” (Huge corps that wouldn’t be able to afford anything if we took away a dollar from their bottom line.)

“This bill is a middle-class tax cut,” Rep. Flood said at one point, which received strong pushback and boos from the audience.

“I only care about the middle-class. Fuck any of you who are poor!” (Gives money to the mega-rich.)

If it wasn’t the right code, it wouldn’t be so popular. /s

ps: rm -rf /

This is the best laugh I’ve had this morning. So good that I’m literally about to close the window to end on a high note. Awesome. Also, dupe please close.

I’m not a jackass with downvotes, so I’m not worried.