Colorado Representative Lauren Boebert’s campaign said that it was “investigating some very unusual voting patterns,” as the MAGA congresswoman was on the brink of losing her reelection bid.
As Democrat Eileen Laubacher’s lead over Boebert grew slightly Thursday in the race to represent Colorado’s 4th District, Boebert’s campaign released a statement suggesting foul play. Scott Gessler, the attorney for the campaign, claimed that the votes had been “trending” in Boebert’s favor since election night, “consistently lowering the margin under one percentage point.”
“We are investigating some very unusual voting patterns and expect this election to head to a recount, one way or another,” Gessler continued.
As of Friday morning, Laubacher was still leading Boebert 48.75 percent to 47.94 percent, with 97 percent reporting. The two candidates had a margin of 3,069 votes, more than three times the automatic recount threshold of 921 votes. Boebert’s campaign could still choose to pay for a recount.
You claim election fraud; I claim you are a frau.; We are not the same
of course she does. that has been the fall back cry of repuglicans since the first days of trumpitude
I’m actually surprised that she’s trying to pull* this BS when not even Trump attempted it this time (which is even more surprising TBF).
It’s cause she can’t come up with a better idea and thinks it’s the right thing to do.
Wolf cried the child. Wolf wolf wolf
Go fuck a dog, Boburt
No self respecting dog would willingly fuck THAT.
Will someone please throw a bucket of water on that witch so we can be done with her?
She turned me into a newt!
Yeah, but did you get better?
Well, yeah…
RIGGED! ITS ALL RIGGED!!!11111111 inhales cope at frantic pace
remember: every GOP accusation is a projection
Cry harder Bitch
“…and then she exhaled a big puff of thick white smoke and…POOF!..disappeared.”
Latakia, wasn’t it?
Sore loser. This disgusting woman would destroy the United States if she could with her fascist nightmare theocratic ideology.
Sounds like a handy excuse
She’s just trying to jerk us around
It’s just theater.
Try not to jerk anyone off in the parking lot on your way out.
Hey! You! Get back here!
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Shit. How long is the line?
37 dicks
In a row?
Tip to tip
This scene is chef’s kiss
But what about girth though? Obviously gonna have to sort for that.
What about D2F
In a row?
36?
36! Does that include me!?!?
…37
No cuts!
That makes sense, the uncut are easier to jerk off.
Yeah. There’s more physical sensation and lube is less required.
And the skin heals faster than whatever tissue makes up the head.
Bit more work to keep clean, but I highly recommend being uncut.
“less lube required”
More like no lube required? Am I unusual in never having used lube to masturbate?
No, I don’t need any lol.
I just say “less” because there’s probably guys out there that swear by it.
Oh sure, tell me that now!
You can actually reverse it.
Idk, I think if my parents knew that I wouldn’t have been so lucky.
Have you ever seen those water-wiggler/infinite tube things people used to give out as party favors way back in the before-times? It kind of works like having a built-in one of those at all times. That’s why they started to encourage people to cut them off in the 1800s. People kind of forget that the whole reason Christians started doing it was prudes getting up in their feelings about men having a good wank and the corpos liking the idea of not being able to jack it without having to pay for some Vaseline or a bottle of Jergens.
Something something quantum mechanics
The real reason for the prevalence of circumcision was to discourage “self-abuse”.
I don’t think it worked.
I think it reduced infection and such legitimately, in men. So called female circumcision, aka female genital mutilation, is done to prevent sexual escapades by woman, as I understand it.
Kind of. Before washing and soaps were a thing, it had a benefit. If you weren’t able to clean yourself, a lack of foreskin gave one less area for bacteria growth
There’s an obvious issue though. That was surgery on a baby before basic hygiene. They’d just slice it off with a sharp object and suck blood from the wound until it stopped bleeding (a technique that has somehow survived to the modern day)
STDs from the guy sucking off babies aside, serious infection was a frequent issue. Many babies died. I’d much rather have harder hygiene than risking dying. Not to mention how many procedures cut off too much skin, or healed incorrectly, affecting the later use of the mutilated member
Y’know, I’m sympathetic to her on this one. I keep trying, but it’s like two or three dudes every time I leave a store. It takes forever to get to my car! Well, I mean, like two extra minutes. But y’know, that’s valuable time!
I’m rwminded of the Silicon Valley middle-out discussion about the most efficient method to perk off as ,any dudes as possible. Didn’t that inspire an actual breakthrough in compression algorithms?
most efficient method to perk off
YOU get this cup of coffee, and YOU get this muffin! Enjoy your perks!
Have you got two hands? If so then, FFS, start using both!!
I am! One for me, one for them, sheesh!
In that case you seem to have amazing endurance, I don’t know if I should express respect, condolences, or both
Why you gotta ruin some dude’s day like that?
Still a net positive to society if she jerks off some guy.
Or dry jerking in the theatre was it? Unless there was another incident, doing it in the theatre is worese I would think. Although honestly I can’t talk.
At the same time that the entire country said a loud fuck you to maga, only her race was fraud. Fucking joke loser.
I was watching 9News with Kyle Clark all night on election night. At no point was she within 1 percentage point on election night. She was down like 3% all night. Not sure how she thinks this is a weird trend, considering now more of the more likely to be Republican voters are trickling in from voting on election day in person.
At one point, the local correspondant at her election night campaign event pointed out how much fun she was having for someone that was losing the election. She was slamming Busch Lights all night and swing dancing with her boyfriend.
Kyle Clark pulled out a zinger and said "I’m not sure if I’m really allowed to say this on local news, but we had a saying in college: Boozin’, even if we’re losin’ " 😂
Source I guess:
As an aside, I like that news team:
- Wired phone cords under chonky headsets FTW.
- Novel way of stalling for 30 seconds while on live tv.
- “The trump agenda for a deep red district is a very appealing agenda to run on. In a swing district like CO-8 the trump agenda was a bit of an excrement sandwich for Gabe Evans. It was just tough for him to chew on or serve to other people.” (https://youtu.be/B31ZJcPl_3Y?t=10842)
- “Kyle Clark, this one’s on you, OK buddy.” (https://youtu.be/B31ZJcPl_3Y?t=13289)
I doubt she actually believes what she’s saying unless she thinks that more people voting for democrats than her in her gerrymandered riding is impossible.
Nope. No fraud, Lauren. It’s just that everyone hates you.
The “unusual voting pattern” is people actually realizing that Republicans suck, for once.
Not enough unfortunately.
